X-Men Evo Disney ThingsOkay, so I know X-Men Evolution was kinda already a Disney thing, but I meant replacing Disney fairy tales (I'm obsessed I'm sorry.) I'm not a Romy fan, mainly because I don't like Rogue, and Exo is my character who's dating Remy, just like Hex is dating Pyro and Phantasm is dating Pietro. Anyways! I'm going to do LOTS of fanstories retelling Disney fairy tales and stuff with X-Men Evolution characters. IT'S A HEALTHY OBSESSION, OK? Anywayyyyys... So I started writing one in Algebra retelling The Emperor's New Groove. So the characters are:
Remy as Kuzco (Cuz he'd be a hot llama)
Corra (Hex) as Yzma (because of magical abilities)
Piotr as Kronk (dur)
Beast as Pacha (cuz he's fat and nice)
Mystique as Chicha (Pacha's Wife)
Kitty as Chaca (Pacha's Daughter)
Toad as Tipo (Pacha's Son)
Scott as Bucky the Squirrel (Just because of annoyingness)
Magneto as Theme Song Guy (who wouldn't do this?)
Jean as Waitress (Whaaaaat?)
Charles Xavier as Old Man (duh it makes sence.)
Random extra people a
Witch-Child Prologue or Once Upon A KingdomOnce upon a kingdom, an infant was thrust into a world of magic as he was placed under the most wicked of all witch's curse.
He was small, skinny for a baby, and had bright green eyes. His hair was reddish blond, and he had very little of it. His fingers curled around his mother's ring finger. He spoke infant gibberish and gurgles as she rubbed his back. His mother was a maid in the castle, and his father was a stablehand.
It was three days after the baby, whose name was Felix, was born. Felix was a silent child, who rarely cried, unless he was frightened or in pain. A party was thrown to celebrate the birth of a princess to the castle. The princess had ruby red-brown hair. Her eyes were brown and sparkly. The princess, whose name was Ginger, was the firstborn child of King Rothboor and Queen Elizia, and the next in line for the throne.
Everyone in the kingdom was invited to the party. Everyone, except Mortixa. She was the evilest of all evil beings, and the most wicked witch in exista
Top Five of the Freakiest thingsTop five freakiest things I've ever seen
5. That creepy clapper monkey from Toy Story 3. Good...freaking...god. I like peed myself when i saw that in 3D! THREE. DEEEE. It was so messed up and i screamed. I think. It's been a year, but i'm pretty sure I screamed. Dudes, it has bulgey eyes and goes EEEK EEEK EEEK! it's like a nightmare.
4. The metal bugs from Spyro. Magic Crafters. High Caves. First time I played it I was about 6-10. I flipped out when I saw the metal bugs, because they come out of nowhere and just rapidly attack. I still get kind of jumpy around them, but otherwise, I can superflame them.
3. Man-Eating Trees from Spyro. Beast Makers. Misty Bog. Holy shiz people those things, besides being HIGHLY annoying, are like, the freakiest thing in the game. They come behind you and start nomming. I have to kill them first otherwise I get really, REALLY paranoid. Like, I don't trust the game afterwards.
2. Giant Moth thing from Amazon CD-ROM. It's a computer game about the Amazon,
Year of the Dragon TFThe moon glistened in my window. I shuddered and covered myself in my thick blanket. I heard a tearing sound, as if fabric had been ripped. I checked my panties, and sure enough, they had been torn. What surprised me was that there was a long tail growing out of it. It was thick, and scaly. I rolled over, the tail inbetween my legs and I saw it. It was long, with light and dark green stripes, and at the end, three diamond shapes, pink on the outer edges, and the inner diamond light green. I screamed, and my feet became rounder, and my legs became fatter, and rounder, melding together. My skin became light green, while my knees and toes became dark green. Small scales formed on my skin. My body stretched, and fattened, and became light green. My breasts receded into my body, as my shirt, pants, and panties were obliterated. My arms shrank back, and thinned. They became light green, and my fingers melded to three. My fingers rounded, and large claws shot out of the tips. My shoulder blad
Xmen Evo Exo BioName: Ebony Josephine (last name unknown)
Species: Scorpion/Mutant hybrid
Main Form: Human.
Eyes: Almond shaped, emerald green.
Lips: Full, blood red.
Nose: Curved, small, perfect.
Ears: Normal sized, round.
Face Shape: Curved. (Similar to that of Scarlet Witch from Evo)
Weight: 125 lbs.
Voice Pitch: Medium, not too high, but not incredibly low. Voice is rough, though, a
little, kind of sandy.
Hair: Short, wild-ish, deep jet black.
Body Shape: Curved, slightly large breasts and waist. Thin.
-Street Clothes: Black tank top, torn jeans, black boots, fingerless gloves, large headphones
-Uniform: Green and brown, wicked and thorny, with slits for scorpion apendages and tail.
-Pajamas: Black PJ pants with a white shirt.
-Bathing Suit: Black bikini with Green stripes.
Sexuality: Bisexual, mostly attracted to males.
Team Alliance: Magneto's Acolytes
Arch-Enemies: Rogue (not for Gambit,
X-Men Evo Gambit Hiccupfic part 1It was an ordinary day. That's all it was. I never asked for it to change as drastically as it did. It all started in Hex's room. Ra knows what goes on in there, but no one should find out. Well, that is, until two certain young teenage men entered her room while she was on vacation.
"Come on, Gambit, mate, it's just a room," Pyro grinned, giggling a maniacal giggle.
"But remember, John, it's Hex's room. You never know what could happen with a witch," Remy rolled his red on black eyes.
"She's a teammate, she wouldn't hurt us intentionally!" Pyro scoffed. "Besides, she's gone to her home-dimension, or planet, or whatever."
"Ugh, fine," Remy said, unlocking the door with a kinetically charged lock pick. The door opened, and both boys' mouths gaped. Everywhere was scattered with books, candles, dead matches, potion bottles empty and filled, and magical ingredients. Gambit shuddered, and Pyro's eyes lit up.
"Gambit, mate, think of what we could DO!"
"Get in serious trouble?" Gambit